Breaking news: MILEY CYRUS is BLACK!!!!!!!!!

I'm black....yeah right. I should hit you with a wrecking ball.

I know...right!!!! I can imagine what you are thinking is exactly what I thought when I heard the news. It wasn't really news though, a conversation maybe.

So the other day, my friend and I were having a cup of frapuccino and enjoying the fresh smell of summer's emergence and a cute couple walked by, they looked so in love, walking hand in hand, touching, stroking hair, whispering and all, you could imagine butterflies hovering around them. One thing is the guy was white and the lady black, for me that's a perfect combination, any racial combination does it for me, the major point being the love they feel for each other.

As usual, my friend who happens to be a guy that's not my boyfriend but I hang out with a lot and I started a conversation and he asked: Can you date a black guy or any other race that's not white
I say yes I can if I love me some black, Italian, Indian or any race and its mutual, then he has me.
What the....he said, seriously you mean there aren't enough white guys to go round, you know how that makes me feel.

I was like take it easy bro its just a convo, and I'm not supposed to care how that makes you feel, you ain't me. I started calling names of mostly multi racial celebrities I love.
My friend in the usual white guy tone says me too,excited I looked at him and said really???
Sure he said, I can do black girls like Halle Berry, Kerry Washington and maybe MILEY CYRUS.
Miley what? she ain't black!! I screamed out loud, she is purely white, doubt she's got any mixed blood of any kind.

He starts arguing lamely, blindly and confidently at the same time. His argument centered around wild. I have seen some black people in action and they are mostly wild, she is wild, therefore she is black.
Come down from your high horse honey and see for yourself, you ain't even friends with any one that's not white so how do you judge and come to a confident conclusion. Anyway I said, since you are so sure Miley is sure black. In your world, that is. There you have your perfect black girl.

FYI- Miley aint black, the other ones are taken. There are many others in different shades and races though.